Thursday, June 30, 2005

Day 11: THURSDAY

Today is our last day on the ship; we have to disembark very early on Friday. I am once again taking advantage of our private balcony, because the weather here is simply gorgeous. It's sunny, about 70 degrees, with just enough puffy white clouds in the sky to keep it from getting too hot. The sea is gray-blue and calm, with the occasional whitecap alongside the ship. We're running through a channel of what I suspect is British Columbia; the scenery consists of huge bulbous mountains – I'm guessing 800 feet or so high, but distance is deceptive over water – covered in dense evergreen forest. We pass the infrequent boat, some private vessels, others tugging huge bundles of logs down the channel.

The whole day hasn't been this sedentary, though. After breakfast, I went to my acupuncture appointment (I can now empathize with Keanu Reeves' stand-in from The Matrix, as I suspect I looked a little like a porcupine with needles in my neck, shoulders, back, hips, hands and ankles). When I was done there, I joined Laura and Jon at the dance session, which was basically a review of what we'd done in the previous three lessons. I didn't have a partner, so I got to dance one round with Patrick. Yay! I like Patrick. Not only is he nice and pleasant to talk to, but he's a brilliant dancer (and he can do things like mid-air splits five feet off the ground, which is probably how he got the job). And, for once, I actually got to dance with a partner who knows how to lead properly! We chatted for a bit about previous cruises and dancing, and Patrick improvised a nice little ending step with a turn and a dip. :) Then another man showed up alone for the class, so I had to relinquish Patrick and go dance with the other guy. He wasn't good at leading, wasn't as cute or talkative as Patrick, and had a tendency to turn me the wrong way, often into furniture. /sigh/ The transition from one partner to the other felt like shifting from a sleek new Porsche to an old VW microbus with a flat tire.

I really need to find some place to dance back home. Oh, and a dance partner would be nice. Preferably one who doesn't smack me in the head on turns or step on my feet during travels.

After the lesson we chatted for about 15 minutes with Leah, the dance captain and the one who (along with Patrick) has been teaching our classes all week. She's very personable; we've talked with her before, after our previous dance classes. We told her how much we'd enjoyed the classes, and what a great job the dancers had done in the production shows. We spent some time sharing stories about failed dance moves and other things that go wrong during stage performances. She said, as we had suspected, that the jumps are the most dangerous to do on a moving vessel because you never know where the floor will be when you come back down. (The daughter of one of Mom's friends worked as a dancer on a cruise line, and she did some serious damage to her foot when she landed wrong on a rocking stage.)

After that, we went and played the last round of Battle of the Sexes trivia. Laura and I helped the women bounce back and win (though at the semifinals, women and men were only one point apart. We won on the final question!).

After that I wandered out to look at scenery, then returned to the room to pack. Our luggage has to be out of the room to be checked by 11 p.m., which is only just after tonight's show ends, so we have to pack everything we're not wearing tonight in advance.

Of course, I got sidetracked by the nice weather and scenery, so Minekura and I are out on the balcony instead of inside packing... :)

Tonight's dinner is casual, and the last show of the cruise will consist of the obnoxious comedian, a performance by Sustained (the a capella group), and excerpts of the video filmed on the ship this week (available for preorder tonight, only $19.95!). Mom and Dad are positive that Laura and I are in the video, because the woman with the camera was following us around the dance floor during swing dancing and the sock hop.

Oh, we're passing a little port now. It looks mostly industrial, with a few barges and a couple of empty piers. Someone is wavehopping on a speed boat about a quarter mile out from our ship. Mom spotted some orcas earlier today, but I haven't seen any marine life since the humpback whales a few days ago.

I'm going to miss this scenery when I get back to Indiana...

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Day 10: WEDNESDAY

I have never seen Ketchikan when it wasn't raining. Neither, I suspect, have many Ketchikan natives. The city gets approximately fourteen to fifteen FEET of rain per year. Raindrops are the only thing in the sky more plentiful than sea planes, which are only slightly higher in number than the bald eagles that kept dive-bombing the boats and pier.

We hadn't planned any specific excursions for this port, so we rode the tender in and wandered around for a little while, more for sightseeing than for shopping. Within a few minutes, we were drenched. My hair, jacket and two layers of clothing were soaked through before we reached Creek Street (the heart of the tourist district, so named because it is built on pilings over a small river).

Our trip was fairly uneventful, except for dealing with a very snarky and rude shopkeeper who violated federal law right in front of us when she threw a disabled woman out of her shop because she had an assistance dog with her.

Bad move, lady. Particularly when there are two professional dog trainers as witnesses. Compounded by insulting said trainers and using foul language when one of them tries to explain federal disability requirements. Even worse when those trainers are in touch with over 4,500 other trainers and animal professionals around the world, and can spread news very quickly via the Internet. Furthermore, we know that such a violation, reported to the proper authorities, could result in up to a $25,000 fine...

The short version is that we left the shop (without buying the jewelry we were considering) and hung out with the disabled woman and her dog to make her feel better. We reported the rude and ADA-violating shop owner to the ship's shopping director, who will likely be having a nice chat with the owner on the next trip to Ketchikan (you don't ruin a paying cruise customer's day and get away with it!), and Laura and I have written letters to send to the Feds and various assistance dog organizations. The shop owner, despite what she told us, has not heard the last of this.

By the way, the shop is called Storm Island. If you ever have occasion to visit Ketchikan, I encourage you to join us in boycotting it.

After dealing with that unpleasant situation, we waited in the rain for the tender back to the ship. We ate lunch on deck 11, watching more than a dozen bald eagles vie with little sea planes for airspace near our ship. One of the eagles was still a juvenile, and had the gorgeous gold-and-brown pattern over its entire body. They're so pretty in that stage, before the white feathers grow in on their heads and tails... Unfortunately, they were circling too far away to get a good picture, and when they came near the windows they were moving too fast to photograph.

After lunch, I wandered to the other end of the ship and made an acupuncture appointment for the next day (hey, it works for dogs; I'll try it).

Then Laura and I joined Mom and Dad at Battle of the Sexes trivia. This has been going on all week, with the score carrying over from day to day. When we joined the game, the men were ahead, but that's because Dad has been playing and we haven't. :) Laura and I contributed some answers, got outvoted on some, and learned a few things we hadn't known. The questions are straight out of Trivial Pursuit, all categories. I'm not that great at Sports, but I'm pretty good at some of the others.

We had a little time before dinner, so I worked on one of the daily crossword puzzles for a bit before getting dressed. It was the second formal night, but I was wearing a full-coverage dress and keeping my hair down, so there really wasn't anything I had to do to get ready except change clothes and jewelry, brush out my hair and dab a little Chanel #5 behind each ear. Poof! In ten minutes, I'm ready for dinner. :)

I was torn between the salmon and the fillet mignon. I finally went with the salmon, because I'd had beef the previous night.

After dinner, we went to the third big production show, A Touch of Broadway, which consisted of excerpts from various musicals: The Producers, Crazy for You, Hairspray, Contact, Cabaret, and The Lion King. It was by far the best of the three shows, mostly because there was a point to it. :) The singers were very good, and showed off their versatility (switching between Hairspray and Cabaret is serious stylistic whiplash). The dancers, as usual, were incredible. This show had a ton of lifts and jumps that are doubtless incredibly dangerous to do on a moving ship. We were sitting in the center of the front row, and I think I saw Patrick wink at us from stage during the bows. It's nice to get to know people working on the ship. :)

After the show, we returned to the stateroom, and I started packing (I don't want to think about leaving yet, but I know what last-minute panic is like) while waiting for the midnight buffet. Tonight was the Grand Buffet, which for some people is worth the entire cruise just to see the thing. Ice sculptures, chocolate paintings, lutes made of bread, peacocks and phoenixes made of fruit and vegetables, roast turkeys decorated with scenes of vegetable fish and seaweed, and more things you can't begin to imagine until you've seen it. All of it is at least partially edible. Laura and Dad went down early to photograph the buffet, since it's open for photos for half an hour before you can eat.

At about 12:15, when the doors opened, we went through and stuffed ourselves shamelessly. (Like we needed more food!) The beef wellington was excellent. The smoked salmon was delicious. The desserts were deadly. Yum.

Toward the end of the buffet, when the culinary masterpieces were beginning to be removed, we ran into Vladimir (our regular waiter, who is great). We talked and joked with him for a few minutes, and Laura took a photo with him. Then he surprised us by bringing roses for each of us, taken from one of the buffet displays. Awwww...

We were in port in Canada for a while tonight, but we weren't allowed to disembark. It's just to satisfy the U.S. maritime requirements, which stipulate that a ship of a foreign registry cannot travel between two U.S. ports unless the final destination is a foreign port. Since it is vastly cheaper for ships to hire foreign workers at lower pay and not have to follow U.S. regulations for emissions and environmental impact, nearly all cruise ships are registered in foreign countries. The Mercury is registered in Nassau; the Century was registered in Liberia. I can't remember what our Princess and Norwegian ships used. Of all the lines I've traveled, only Delta Queen had domestic registries, and that's because all of their travel is within U.S. boundaries. (They also charge more for their cruises to pay for it.)

Tomorrow is our last day on the ship, and it's spent at sea. I'm going to get poked with sharp pointy things, and dance one last time, and try to enjoy the little time left I have on the ship as much as I can.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Day 9: TUESDAY

Time: 12:58 a.m.
Location: Stateroom 9138
Physical condition: Slightly elevated body temperature; fatigued muscles; blistered feet; mad endorphin rush.

More on that later.

First, let me start with this morning's events. After approximately two and a half hours of sleep, I dragged myself slowly out of bed and got dressed to go see the Hubbard glacier. The glacier, a huge blue monstrosity that abruptly walls the ocean off from the mountains on either side, is roughly six miles wide and 300 feet tall, and most ships consider it a good day if they can get within half a mile of it. (Icebergs and weather conditions often prevent close viewing.)

Today was a good day for glacier viewing, by which you should understand that it was cold, windy, and occasionally raining on us. (Sun bleaches out the glacier's true color, so it's best to see it on an overcast day.) Hundreds of passengers huddled on the decks, wrapped in sweatshirts and wool blankets, watching intently to catch sight of the glacier calve into icebergs.

When I went out on deck, I was of course impressed by the length and height of the glacier – and then I discovered that we were still over half a mile away, and the huge cliff face that towered over the water was actually more than twice the height of our ship.

Oh.

Because of the unusually clear (of icebergs) water and fairly cooperative weather, our ship was actually able to creep up to within 1,200 feet (¼ mile) of the glacier – the closest it has ever been! During our hour-long observation we saw some impressive activity, too; chunks of ice that from our ship looked relatively small, but were actually the height of a five-story building, broke off with the distinctive gunshot-like sound of calving. Fissures opened in the ice, and small pieces shattered or exploded in the ocean (air pockets in the ice will sometimes cause the piece to burst when it hits the water). One impressive sight was the steady flow of fresh meltwater that jets out into the ocean from beneath the glacier – an underwater waterfall that is at least 150 feet wide, and juts out into the sea with ripples like a firehose into a swimming pool.

Glacier-watching occupied us for the first part of the morning, but even after our extended stay, when we began to pull away from the ice mountain, it was only a little after 8:00 a.m. I went back to the stateroom, pulled the covers over my head, and went back to sleep for several more hours.

I got up after 12:00, showered and dressed, grabbed a very quick lunch upstairs, then dragged Dad to the salsa lessons. We were a couple minutes late, but Leah caught us up quickly on what we'd missed. Laura, Jon, Dad and I practiced salsa for an hour (it's fun and easy! You should do it, too!), then wandered off to do our own thing for the remainder of the afternoon. For me, that was doing laundry in our stateroom sink, waiting while the repairmen came and went (our electronic safe was on the fritz, and then my bed refused to fold up properly), and then reading my current book (Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett) until dinner.

After dinner, we went to the show, which was an incredibly lame set by a foul-mouthed comedian whose material consisted primarily of fart imitations and the sexual deficiency of the elderly. The worst part was that most of the audience was roaring with laughter. Honestly, I don't understand why people think this is funny. I was utterly repulsed.

Fortunately, we didn't have to end on that note, because it was '50s Night. We went from the show to a musical trivia contest (identifying song and artist from a brief sound clip). Laura and I earned bonus points for our team “for creative choreography” because we danced during the song clips, but it was Dad who won the contest and earned us the free Celebrity Cruises T-shirts. We could have predicted this; my father's knowledge of '50s and '60s music is practically encyclopedic. Give him any song from those decades, and he can tell you title, artist, record label, year (sometimes month) of release, and often how the song fared on the radio charts. It's not that he's a huge fan; he just grew up in that era, and he never forgets ANYTHING. (I inherited the half of that talent that retains utterly useless information, as you may have noticed. Unfortunately, I don't remember the things I'm supposed to. I can tell you that the Beach Boys recorded on Capitol Records, and that Arnold Palmer's birthday is September 10, 1929, but I have no idea what the mileage on my tires is or when I last changed my air filter.)

After the trivia contest was the 1950s sock hop. Laura and I dashed upstairs to change (we were still dressed semi-formal from dinner), then came back to dance, because we hadn't done enough of that on this trip. :) Top Secret was playing covers of '50s and early '60s songs. We freestyled for a while, then started a Fosse dance line and were quickly joined by ship dancers Patrick and John. Tons of fun!

Gradually the other passengers and dancers faded off the floor, leaving only the four of us dancing (Jon was upstairs with a headache). We held the floor alone until the band shut down, except for the thirty-second bursts when a group of teenagers would dare each other to go dance, and they'd rush out, wave their arms around, and rush back off the dance floor as if the spotlights would cause them to spontaneously combust. I don't know what they were worried about. By the end of the set, we were exhausted and dragging, but still having way too much fun to step off the floor.

According to Mom, who alternated dancing with photographing from the sidelines, most of the people in the room stayed just to watch us dance. Dad once again stole the show, both with his superior Twist talents, and because he repeatedly performed the signature Chuck Berry duckwalk (no easy feat on a rocking ship!) The ultimate compliment came at the end of the evening, when one of the sk8ter boys caught him on the way out and said, “Man, you got some moves!” Not many men of 55 years would be able to impress a bunch of 16-year-olds in wallet chains and baggy drop shorts.

My family is so awesome. :)

Monday, June 27, 2005

Day 8: MONDAY

I am writing this at 1:15 a.m. local time, which is 4:15 a.m. in Indiana. (Very disorienting to see the clock in the corner of the screen...) Our ship, which spent the day in the shelter of a fjord, has returned to the open ocean and is now experiencing the full effect of the waves. The entire ship is swaying dramatically, and every few seconds I have to lean one direction or the other to stay upright. It's a gentle rocking, not enough to make one seasick (although I'm not one to ask, as I've never had a problem with motion sickness), but it does remind you where you are. Despite appearances, it's not a luxury resort. It's just a big, pretty boat out in the middle of the ocean. Carrying tons and tons of food. :)

Today was very busy. Our port of call today was Skagway, Alaska, a town that largely owes its existence to (and played a huge role in) the 1898 Klondike Gold Rush. We had purchased tickets a year in advance to ride the narrow-gauge White Pass & Yukon Railroad. We rose fairly early, because we had to eat and meet the train by 9:15.

The history of the train system itself is fascinating. I won't recount all of it here (I think there's a website, something like www.wpyr.com, where you could get the whole story), but here are a few highlights:

Over 20,000 men were employed over two years to clear the way for the tracks. This involved blasting through solid granite mountain walls, carving out tunnels, and constructing bridges – one of which was, at the time, the largest in the world. (The whole project has since been recognized as an International Historic Civil Engineering Landmark, one of the thirty-six greatest engineering feats in the world, along with the Eiffel Tower, Statue of Liberty, and Panama Canal.) The men worked year-round in unimaginable conditions, such as dangling off cliffs by a rope and working in actual temperatures of 60 degrees below zero (wind chill was considerably lower). Laborers were paid 30 cents per hour, but could only work one hour at a time, or else their bodies would freeze. Amazingly, despite the life-threatening conditions, there were only about 35 deaths among the workers during construction.

The train originally carried supplies and cargo into the mountains for the gold rush crowd. After the gold fever died down, the railway was used during the 20th century to carry ore and metals. In 1982, when world metal values dropped, the company suspended use of the railway. A few years later, it was refitted and opened as a tourist attraction.

The train is really the only way, short of long-distance backpacking through restricted park territory, to get into the mountains along the White Pass trail (the longer but less steep alternative to the famous Chilkoot Pass trail – see the works of Jack London or any famous gold rush photos for more info). Not only is the scenery breathtaking – jagged sawtoothed mountains, glaciers, a waterfall that cascades 6,000 feet (that's over a mile!) down the mountain, wildflowers, mountain goats, and more – but you can still see the trail that was tramped down by tens of thousands of hopeful, but ultimately doomed, gold-seekers. Artifacts line the way; broken shovels, wooden crates and old tools are still visible along the trail, even from the tracks on the other side of the valley. Saddest of all are the bleached horse bones along the aptly-named Dead Horse Gulch, which claimed the lives of over 3,000 horses – some of whom, overburdened and driven hard, willingly walked off the cliff to their deaths rather than continue up the mountain carrying nearly their own weight in supplies.

For a history nut like me, the three-hour, 48-mile train ride was fascinating. Everyone seemed to have a good time. Dad spent at least two hours out on the platform between cars, taking photographs of the scenery. Jon took approximately 250 photos with his digital camera. Even Hannah and Gracie, the young LaVier children, oohed and aahed at the dozens of pretty little waterfalls we passed.

After the train brought us back to the dock, Laura and I set out on foot for Skagway (which is about half a mile from the pier). We spent some time in the National Park Service museum, which documents many aspects of the Gold Rush with period photographs and artifacts, then browsed a couple of shops. In early afternoon, we returned to the ship for lunch and, more importantly, water! It had gotten fairly hot during the day.

After lunch, we settled in with our respective books for a little reading and lounging as the ship turned around and headed out of the channel (a trip of about six hours). We wanted to be someplace we could see outside, because we'd been told that the scenery on the fjord was spectacular (and it was!). The upper decks were both crowded and windy, so we used the chairs on our private balcony and propped our feet up on the tables. We read, interspersed with moments of looking at the mountains and admiring the blue glaciers. After an hour or so, we gave up on reading altogether to watch the humpback whales, who were apparently lounging close beneath the surface of the extraordinarily calm water. We saw about a dozen whales breach and spout over the course of an hour.

Then came dinner – semiformal night; Mom ate lamb, Laura ate steak, I ate roasted quail – and after that, the much-touted Swing Train show. This was purportedly a marriage of train imagery and swing music from different parts of the country. I was looking forward to the show, because I love swing dancing, and you probably know by now how our family feels about trains.

Unfortunately, cruise shows can't stick to a theme to save their proverbial sterns. There were, indeed, two songs in the hour-long show that might have had their roots in swing. And there were a couple songs that had to do with trains – “Chattanooga Choo-Choo,” “Midnight Train to Georgia,” and “Love Train,” to name a few. (Did I mention that this was advertised as a swing show?) There were also such classic swing/train tunes as Santana's “Smooth,” Ricky Martin's “She Bangs,” and a host of forgettable songs about New Orleans. Um... right.

Disappointing, really. Still, the dancing was very good. I've been pretty impressed with the performers themselves; they do a nice job. And tonight's show was a perfectly decent variety show – just not one that should be called “Swing Train.”

After the show, Mark, Cindy, Laura, Jon and I retired to the LaViers' suite to play cards for an hour. We were waiting for Motown Night to be over so we could go dancing. Finally the time came, and we headed up to the nightclub for some pseudo-clubbing action. The music, unfortunately, was still lame – in fact, it was the exact same track list the DJ had played during the '70s retro night. There were a lot of people dancing, and most of them looked drunk. /sigh/

Fortunately, he was taking requests, and we put in (at Cindy's suggestion) “Jump, Jive and Wail,” which he played – eventually – after a set of bad '80s songs. Laura and Jon cleared the dance floor when they started swing dancing, as other dancers realized they were outclassed. There were collective cheers from the entire club as they twirled and performed lifts. When they slipped on the metal floor and went down during a move(smoothly and without injury), everyone gasped, then cheered when they just popped back up and continued dancing. That song was such a success that the DJ followed it with another swing number, which Jon and I danced (with slightly less flair, both because Jon was getting tired and because I rarely dance with Jon, and therefore am not as good a match as Laura).

After a couple of dances, Mark and Cindy bailed and went back to their room to get some sleep. Jon left shortly thereafter. Laura and I stayed, stunning the (slightly inebriated) nightclub crowd and eliciting (somewhat lubricated) cheers and praises for our interpretive dance. We took down our hair and head-banged to the '80s rock songs; we danced pseudo-flamenco to the Latin numbers; we dutifully performed line dances to the Macarena and the Cha-Cha Slide; we even performed a mock sit-in to a slow Bob Dylan song (no, I don't know why he played it, either. Somebody requested it). By the end of the session, we were tired but energized. And, predictably, we were attracting a fan base. I was asked to dance by an overly-friendly man who smelled strongly of cigars, and blatantly ignored his none-too-subtle compliments during the half song I danced with him. He bowed out after that song, and I went back to dancing with Laura.

And the same guy from the previous dance session was there, and he promised to see us tomorrow at salsa dance lessons. Hmm. You know, I'm sure that Dad wants to learn how to dance salsa... yes, that's it... I'll take Dad tomorrow. (At least Dad can dance, when he wants to; it will be a far more productive session.)

The nightclub song list only went downhill after Bob Dylan, and around 1:00 Laura and I retired to our rooms long enough to pack up our laptops and go scout out an open lounge. That's where I came in on this report. Laura has been alternating between working on Kingcraft V and editing effects on her Nightwish AMV. I've been blogging, and occasionally watching her video and offering suggestions.

Anyhow, it's now 3:03 a.m., and we're supposed to be up tomorrow morning by 6:30 to see the Hubbard Glacier (we'll only be close to it for about half an hour before turning and heading on to Ketchikan). At this point, I'm debating going to bed at all... But I should really get some sleep. After all, I have salsa dancing lessons tomorrow.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Day 7: SUNDAY

I am VEEERRRRY tired, so I will write as much as I can remember about today before I fall asleep...

Woke up a little late (compared to what I've been doing the past several days). I blame that on the late hours and physical exertion of the previous night. I went straight to swing dance lessons (I already know how to swing dance, but it's always good to stay in practice). Laura and Jon met me there. Anyone who has ever seen them dance knows that they don't need any lessons either, but they were going for fun and practice as well. As luck would have it, I ended up partnered with a guy who had seen me dancing in the nightclub the night before, and he was more than happy to be my partner.

They're everywhere. Apparently my repel-vibes aren't strong enough.

He also wasn't much of a dancer – which is forgivable, I guess – and I spent the entire hour showing him how the steps went, and where he was supposed to be leading me. I completely lost him on the sugars; that was the point at which I gave up trying. (He invited me to join him at '80s Retro Night tonight, but I'm afraid I didn't make it.)

From there, we went to lunch. While we were eating, the ship docked at Juneau, and after lunch we arranged to go haunt the downtown tourist district for a while. We drifted through cheesy souvenir shops and visited the Red Dog Saloon (now in its third “original location” in eight years), but didn't really get out of the heart of Touristville. (I bought postcards and stickers for Darwin, and... oh, yeah, I bought more books. I've lost count of how many I've bought on this trip. From my bed right now, I can see five paperbacks; I know I left two more in Laura and Jon's room, and there may be more in my briefcase. At least I'm not going to run out of reading matter anytime soon.)

I had to come back early from Juneau because I had an appointment for a massage in the AquaSpa. Although it costs two and a half times here what it does at home for a massage, I really needed it. And, forty-five minutes later, I was able to stand up straight for the first time in three days. Nice feeling. Everything still hurts like mad, but now it's only sore muscles – not the tearing and grinding that's been going on for several days now. I'm physically trashed, though. I just want to sleeeeeep....

Of course, more than half of the sore muscles can be attributed to the dancing. Four consecutive dance sessions in two days (two of them in four-inch heels) are not kind to the body when the body is used to dancing approximately, oh, twice a year. But it's a good kind of pain. :)

After the massage I had to run back and shower before we went to the salmon bake. The Gold River Salmon Bake is one of only two shore excursions we booked in advance, because we've done it before and it's wonderful. Despite being right in Juneau, the setting is rustic, within 50 yards of an abandoned gold mine and the gorgeous waterfall that once powered the air pumps and electric lights for the mine. It also involves food, of course, which is the real draw. :) Fresh salmon, grilled over an open flame, drizzled with a brown sugar glaze. Baked beans and reindeer sausage. Caesar salad with flaked salmon. Homemade cole slaw and seasoned wild rice. Barbecued ribs and chicken. Honey cornbread. Blueberry cake. Yum...

So, anyway, we ate until we nearly made ourselves sick, then waddled back to the ship. We staked out a row of chaise lounges and read on deck for an hour or two, watching the late Juneau sunset (it was still daylight at 10:00 p.m. when we had to go inside). Then we went down to the theatre for the evening's performance, which involved a juggler/physical comedian (who was actually quite funny!) and a world-renowned hammer dulcimer player, who performed accompanied by his 12-year-old daughter on piano. He was absolutely incredible. I'm always stunned by people who can play the hammer dulcimer, because of the precision and exact control needed to strike one of more than 130 strings in just the right spot. In addition to an amazing traditional hammer performance, this musician also incorporated pizzicato and percussion on the instrument.

After the show ended, we dragged ourselves back upstairs. There were lots of events scheduled tonight that should have been LAST night, when we were looking for something to do – '80s night (which, while still not the perfect theme, would have been better than yet another repetition of “Night Fever” or “Disco Inferno” last night in the nightclub), the party band Top Secret playing in another club (they're fun to dance to) – but unfortunately, we're all so trashed that we all just want to go fall over. The only reason I'm still awake to type this is because Dad is reading a magazine, and has the light on. Mom's been asleep for twenty minutes.

I should probably end here and give in to the urge to fall asleep, because we're scheduled to pull into Skagway at 7:00 a.m. (only 6 hours from now!) and we have to meet our guide for the narrow-gauge railway trip shortly after 9:00.

Blah. I don't want to get up early...

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Day 6: SATURDAY

Internet access from the ship costs 75 cents per minute, so I doubt I'll be able to post any of this before I get home. Ah, well... I'll keep writing, anyway.

Today is pretty darn cold. This is our first full day at sea, far away from land (though Dad and I finally spotted an island at about 11:30 a.m.). That means we're feeling a little more motion than usual, and the weather is a little harsher. I had planned to spend part of the afternoon out on deck or on our stateroom balcony, reading a book, but as it's only about 50 degrees with 25+ mph wind... I'm staying inside.

This morning I got up to attend a golf seminar. I figured I ought to learn something about the game, considering my father's proficiency. That way, if I ever have occasion to be around other golfers, I won't be quite as much of an embarrassment to him. :)

We had skipped breakfast, so from the seminar, we went to the buffet on deck 11 (there's always food being served somewhere on this ship!) and had brunch. Currently, I'm vegging in my stateroom, exercising my right to do nothing at all as I please. :) Next on the schedule is a seminar on acupuncture and Oriental medicine, followed by cha-cha dance lessons in the nightclub. I'm also considering going to the AquaSpa for some massage or relaxation treatments (I did something nasty to my shoulder while carrying luggage, and it's been bothering me for a few days. I'm sure it's not helped by sleeping in cramped spaces and abusing my body like I have been).

Tonight is the first formal night, which involves dinner and the nightly revue, as well as the Captain's Gala Toast (my second glass of champagne this year; the first was yesterday, at boarding) and other excuses to run around the ship in fancy clothes and be photographed.

Saturday, Cont'd. (late night entry)

Met Laura for lunch at the Asian buffet and discussed acupuncture, then went to cha-cha lessons... wow, talk about a workout. My abs and hip flexors are going to be sore for weeks. After that we went to the AquaSpa and sat in on the end of a makeup/bronzing seminar (mostly an excuse for us to sit on the exercise balls). Then I went back to the room and stretched out across Mom and Dad's bed to try to stretch my right shoulder, which didn't exactly work. I took a shower and got ready for formal night.

We had dinner, and posed for photographs, and Laura and I stunned people with our unique dresses (no tripping waiters or heart attacks this time, though!). She wore her red designer dress from Spain; I wore the blue pants/train thing with the open bodice and front.

After dinner we went to the Captain's Gala Toast, where I sampled champagne and red and white wines before finally getting a Coke because everything else was too dry to drink. :-P Following that was a good, albeit fairly typical, performance of award-winning songs from movies and Broadway shows.

Post-show, Laura, Jon and I wandered through lounges in search of something to do. We wanted to dance, but there were only two places to do it – one was the slow, fall-asleep-while-swaying-to-the-music couples dance in the central lounge, and the other was the '70s Disco Party in the nightclub. Neither of those was really our speed. We tried to get Mark LaVier to come out and play cards with us, but he had already changed for bed, and took a rain check on the partying.

Finally, after wandering the ship for an hour, we returned to Laura and Jon's room and decided to watch Kare Kano. But first we wanted some appetizers (the midnight buffets of old have been replaced by waiters with trays of nibbles wandering around public lounges), so we went back out in search of food. As if we needed any more to eat...

The first place we looked was in the nightclub, which was deep in the middle of the '70s Disco Party. As we entered, Rick James' “Superfreak” came on, and Laura and I – being our own silly selves – started improvising goofy dance steps to what we initially thought was MC Hammer's “You Can't Touch This” (the two songs have the identical intro, because Hammer shamelessly stole the backbeat).

That was the beginning of the end.

An hour later, after exhausting every danceable song from the 1970s, entertaining the DJ to no end, starting our own dance line to a Village People song, getting half the room out of their chairs and on the dance floor, and completely pulverizing our feet in the process (we were both wearing 4-inch heels), we finally quit dancing and headed back to the stateroom.

We watched two episodes of Kare Kano and then called the party on account of exhaustion.

Friday, June 24, 2005

Day 5: FRIDAY

It took two cabs to get us and our luggage to the pier, but we made it somehow! Checking in and boarding was a breeze (MUCH smoother than it used to be; our first several cruises, we spent aeons in line waiting to check in). We boarded the Mercury just before 12:00; our staterooms weren't to be ready until 1:00, so we went up on deck, where they were serving a lunch buffet, and lounged in deck chairs with books until our rooms opened up.

(I finally finished Vampire Hunter D, by the way. To amuse myself, I started counting grammatic and spelling errors as I read. After three chapters, I gave up counting, because I had already found eight or nine mistakes and it was starting to depress me. Honestly, people! I know we don't have editors anymore, but don't we at least have spell check? This is a published book! There is no excuse for “woah,” or “they must have rode at least five miles,” or “I'm loathe to do this.” Grrrr... Anyway.)

A little after 1:00, we went down to check out our rooms, and the ship. The Mercury is virtually identical to the Century (on which we took our last four Celebrity cruises), so it's not hard to find my way around. Some of the lounges and rooms even have the same names. There are slight differences in décor that confused me the first time I walked around a corner expecting to see a certain painting or mirror or something, but the basic layout of the ship is very similar. The Mercury has a couple of things the other ship didn't have, though, like an indoor swimming pool. (The Century spends most of its time in the Caribbean, while the Mercury is specialized for cooler routes.)

Our stateroom is pretty standard; Mom and Dad have the two beds pushed together that function as a double (probably about as wide as a queen-sized bed, but not as long). Opposite the desk, there is a little tiny couchlet – less than four feet wide – that unfolds into a bed. This is where I sleep. Unfortunately, when my bed is unfolded, it blocks access to our balcony, so they'll either have to climb over me or fold up my bed if they want to go outside. Nearly the entire wall opposite the beds is mirrored; Laura and I have been making jokes about using it as a choreography or workout room.

Our luggage arrived a little later, and we worked on unpacking for a while – it was a little difficult to fit three people's belongings in one room – then relaxed for another hour or so. We weren't scheduled to leave Seattle until 4:00, so we had some time to kill. Jon and I read some more on deck, and Dad photographed Seattle from the upper decks of the ship. At 3:30, we had to run through the customary lifeboat drill, which was delayed by the ship's PA system going down, so we just sat in the casino and chatted with Mark and Cindy for a bit until they sorted things out. Consequently, we didn't pull out of port until close to 4:30.

I was starting to get a little draggy by this point, so I went back to the room, compressed myself into a fetal position on the 3-foot-wide couch and attempted to take a nap. I got up about 40 minutes later, not having really fallen asleep, and dressed for dinner. (First and last nights on the ship are always casual dress, but they've now decreed that “casual” means “no jeans allowed.” This really threw a wrench into my clothing plans for the week. It's a really good thing I went shopping in Seattle...)

Ironically – but not uncommonly – all of us ended up dressing alike. I wore the black silk pants I'd bought in Seattle with a red sweater; Laura wore black leather pants and a sleeveless red shirt; Mom wore black pants and a red knit T-shirt; Jon wore black dress pants and a burgundy Oxford. Dad alone was different; although he too wore a red shirt, the pants were khaki. The LaVier and Watkins clans were amused by this. (It was unintentional, really! I don't know why this always happens to our family.)

Laura and I also wore our Kazuki hair wraps, which got a LOT of attention. We elicited a number of gasps, pointed fingers, and interrupted conversations. :) I kept mine pretty short; it added only another twelve or eighteen inches to my natural hair length. Laura's was considerably longer, and added probably three feet to her hair. The only problem was, a lot of people seemed to think we belonged to some hair-wrapping religious cult...

We had arranged to be seated with the LaViers and Watkins at dinner, which will probably be the most we see them while on board the ship, since we're all going different directions during the day. Dinner was delicious, as can be expected; Celebrity is known for its award-winning cuisine. Five courses, and I cleared my plate of each one. Mom, Jon and I had prime rib; Laura had veal Marsala; Dad had Cape Hake. Yum. At least eating so much on the train stretched my stomach in preparation for these meals...

After dinner, we went to the opening night show, which was pretty much just advertising all the services available on the ship. There was a performance by a nice a capella group, though. Apparently they wander around the ship and sporadically burst into song wherever it's convenient. :)

After the show, we went to one of the nightclubs for a trivia contest (which, for once, we didn't win! They've finally changed the trivia questions). We lingered for a few minutes after the contest, and when the band came back up, Laura dragged Jon to the dance floor. Then Dad and I went up and danced a bit, and when Jon and Dad left the floor, Laura and I stayed. We improvised our way through a set of eight or ten songs, trying not to smack the other dancers with our long hair wraps, and finally quit because I was about to pass out from heat and dehydration (I was still wearing a sweater – not ideal dancewear).

On the way back we wandered through several of the lounges, where men in white jackets urged us to eat as many tiny hors d'oeuvre and desserts as they could fit in our hands. We finally made it back to the room, where I guzzled ice water and then crashed on my sagging hide-a-bed, which runs distinctly downhill from head to foot. Long day, and I'm going to have sore abs tomorrow from all that dancing...

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Day 4: THURSDAY

No more food... please, no more food... I'm about to explode...

We got to sleep in a little bit this morning – Laura and I stayed up kind of late, so we didn't get up until 9:00 – and had a light continental breakfast before setting out on our tourist trek. The weather was much prettier today – around 70 degrees and sunny, with a cool breeze blowing in off the ocean. (No rain at all! According to the guidebook, June is the third driest month in this city.) We trooped around Seattle on foot, first walking up the waterfront/pier area from our hotel, then climbing to the Pike Place Market, a stack of hundreds of shops and booths that sell hand-crafted merchandise and tons of fresh fish, flowers and various other types of produce. We watched men fling whole fresh fish at each other (a trademark of the Market; they also go on national tours doing business seminars). For lunch, we feasted on fresh grilled Alaskan halibut, garlic bread, clam chowder and organic greens in the Market. Yum! Then we went to some more shops, chatted with an author doing a book signing (Laura eventually bought one of his books), ate blueberry and Oreo shakes that we really didn't need, and finally wound up in a retro travel shop that sold everything from vintage Canard/White Star luggage stickers to actual vases and tableware from the Queen Mary.

Um... so, yeah, we went a little overboard at that store. But we got some cool stuff! Mom bought tons of travel tags and stickers, to use in decorating; Laura bought canvas prints of 1930s and '40s pulp fiction covers, to hang in the lobby outside her media room; I bought prints of Valentino and Lombard to hang in my movie-star-themed bathroom. Considering everything they had in that shop, I think we exercised considerable restraint. :)

For dinner, we had made reservations at Ivar's Acres of Clams. (Not that any of us were hungry; I feel like I've done nothing but eat ever since I started this trip. This is no doubt exacerbated by the fact that I spend hours on my feet every day at work, so the several miles of walking all over Seattle isn't really burning any more calories than I'm used to on a daily basis. Unfortunately, I've been taking in three or four times the daily amout of food I normally eat.) Ivar's is kind of a landmark, too, and with good reason. Dad had almond-encrusted Alaskan halibut; Jon had fish and chips; Laura and Mom and I had fillet of King salmon with pomegranite and sun-dried tomato sauce over roasted red potatoes, sprinkled with goat cheese, along with smoked salmon chowder and the sourdough rolls that were served with the meal. Even though Laura and I split an entree between us, we still couldn't finish all of it.

If this keeps up, I'm going to gain fifteen pounds by the end of next week. Laura and I are already planning the exercise routines we're going to have to do on the ship just to be able to sit down to dinner each night. This is our fifth cruise on Celebrity, and they've never served fewer than fifteen meals or nibbles (afternoon tea, etc.) per day. And after all, it's so hard to turn down those lovely swan puffs and chocolate-dipped strawberries and things...

But, as we discovered this morning, that's why we have Record of Journey to the West – a Hong Kong techno CD so repetitive, it's good for very little other than aerobic exercise. Fortunately, I ripped the whole thing to Minekura the day before we left. :)

Oh, and on an unrelated side note, if anyone's considering buying the first Vampire Hunter D novel... Don't. It's bad. I mean, it's really bad. As in, laugh-out-loud-because-it's-so-incomprehensibly-silly bad. If you'd like to borrow my copy, you're more than welcome, but don't waste money on it. Laura and I stayed up two hours later than we'd intended last night, simply because I was reading passages to her out loud, and we both were laughing so hard we had tears running down our faces.

It's really sad, actually, because it's an excellent premise. I've seen both of the movies (Bloodlust several times, in fact), and I do enjoy the story. It's just that the novel is so badly executed! I have no idea how it spawned so many sequels and became such a huge international hit. Now, I know that the translation is partly at fault – after all, how many villains would throw a razor-edged flying weapon called a “shrike-blade?” (Apparently they thought Americans wouldn't understand what a shuriken is. They underestimate the ninja-worshipping Naruto fans.) But, as much as I'd like to blame the Americanization for all the book's problems, I really can't. The writing is just... weak.

You needn't worry; I won't give you a rundown of the novel's many fallacies here, since this is supposed to be a record of my vacation and not a book review. But if you ever want a good laugh, ask me about talking hands and Sluggy Freelance sometime. :)

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Day 3.75: Wednesday (addendum)

So, Laura and I went shopping in the International District. And (because it will make most of you laugh, since I never buy clothes) I splurged on two stunning Chinese silk outfits. I felt I could justify it because: 1) I never buy clothes. In the past eight months, I have been clothes shopping exactly one time, and on that occasion I spent less than $15 to buy three clearance items. And 2) after losing several pounds last fall, only one of my nine formal dresses still fits me, so I felt that it was an appropriate time to pick up some new dressy clothes.

And besides that, they were neat and I really wanted them. :)

Then, in the interest of making the new clothes NOT fit, we went to dinner. Laura had specified “international” as her general food preference, given the location of our hotel, and Dad found a listing for a place called Bonzai Asian Pub and Bistro. As Dad pointed out, it was hard to get more international (or multicultural) than that, so we headed there for dinner.

If it weren't 3,000 miles away from home, this place would be my new favorite restaurant. I'm going to plug it shamelessly, so if you ever find yourself in Seattle you can eat there too. :)

The restaurant is very quirky/trendy, with open brick and ductwork, but also with very '80s-modern designs painted on the walls and bizarre glass light fixtures hanging over the bar and tables. Hanging on the brick wall immediately next to the entrance are a trio of four-foot-tall images of Chocolate Misu from Bakuretsu Hunters (I'm guessing ADV doesn't know about these, just like that stir-fry restaurant near Chicago that has Iria from Zeiram the Animation painted in next to Mao Tse Tung). The chairs are brushed steel, of a design caught halfway between Frank Lloyd Wright and Fritz Lang. One picture of Chocolate's sister, Tira Misu, is hanging on the back wall. (No Carrot or Marron or Gateau, though. Apparently it's not an equal-opportunity establishment...)

The menu is a complete anomaly... they serve everything from traditional Japanese fare (various types of rice and fish dishes) to bizarre multi-culti concoctions (Bonzai Nachos, which includes wontons, teriyaki chicken, jalapeno peppers, pico de gallo, and more odd contributions). The restaurant is known for its kabocha (pumpkin) soup, which was surprisingly tasty.

Laura went with an ahi tuna dish with garlic and wasabi, which was excellent; I had a delicious king salmon steak. There were also fried kabocha wedges (YUM – didn't know you could fry pumpkin, but it's good!), very crisp asparagus, grilled shiitake mushrooms in sauce, and a bowl of salted soybean pods that you could pop in your mouth if you happened to run out of food (not likely).

We're not really sure what bonzai is supposed to mean, though. I suggested that it was a corruption of banzai (Japanese for “forever,” or “hooray”). I'm hoping it doesn't have anything to do with bonsai, which, in addition to being a type of small garden tree, can also mean “mediocrity.”

Of course, Dad said that “bonzai” was just the result of an American dub getting it wrong, as usual. :D

Day 3: WEDNESDAY

Today came a bit earlier than expected, due to another time change. I slept poorly last night, so I skipped breakfast on the train (though my parents brought me something to eat from the dining car). It was easy to sleep late, because the train was going through an 8-mile-long tunnel at the time, and I absolutely can't wake up without daylight.

More beautiful scenery this morning as we traveled through the aptly-named Cascades. These mist-shrouded mountains, all the color of bare stone and pine trees, are bounded by unbelievably blue streams that periodically burst into white rapids. (Last night, we also had a lot of lovely scenery as we went through Glacier National Park. During dinner, we saw the flat, treeless plains of eastern Montana suddenly explode into the park's snow-covered mountains and deep gullys. The storm that had shrouded the southern plains stretched just into the edge of the mountain range, so there were several brilliant moments where lightning would strike the top of a hill, directly beneath the double rainbow cast by the setting sun... Some of these vistas just can't be described, even with the photographs that we were jostling at the windows to take.)

We arrived in Seattle a few minutes early, despite several delays (the shipping lines own the tracks and have right-of-way, so if the freight trains are running late, passenger trains must wait, sometimes for hours, for the freight trains to catch up and pass ahead of them). We straightened out a slight mess with my ticket for the return trip, then Mom and Dad took the luggage to the hotel in a taxi while Laura, Jon and I walked the half-mile through a steady drizzle. We needed the exercise after the two and a half sedentary days on the train.

Seattle is really a lovely city, as long as you don't mind the omnipresent rain. The city is dotted with small parks and sculpture gardens, and there is a coffee shop or café on nearly every corner (what do you expect from the city that gave us Starbucks?). Art galleries and antique shops abound. There is a sprawling Chinatown, plus an ample International District, and just around the corner from our hotel is perhaps the largest bookstore I've ever seen (we spent much of the afternoon there). I think it would be a wonderful place to live... if only there were more sunshine and less rain!

In a rare and uncharacteristic burst of fashion lust, Laura and I are going shopping this evening. Both of us hate shopping, especially for clothing, with a passion. However, we spotted a fascinating little shop in the International District that sells Chinese silk outfits; there's a little shirt in the window that I want, and Laura's eyeing their jackets. It's only a couple of blocks from the hotel, so we're planning on heading out a little early to try things on before we meet the rest of the family for dinner.

Laura just came back into the room, so I'm going to attempt to get online and post this before we leave. (The hotel's complimentary wireless signal is so weak in here that half the time, my computer can't even locate it...)

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Day 2: TUESDAY

I'm enjoying the scenery from the sunny comfort of the observation car, typing while listening to a HOME MADE KAZOKU song (admittedly, an odd juxtaposition with the rolling green hills and brown mountains of Montana, but it happened to come up on my Winamp rotation just as I was beginning to type). We've just crossed the state line, and I'm staring at a hill covered with several hundred head of brown and black cattle. According to the guest National Parks ranger making announcements in the car, we're about to pass a vegetable oil processing plant. (Personally, I think the cows are more scenic...)

Last night, after dinner, we retired to Laura and Jon's family-sized room and watched a few episodes of Kareshi Kanojo no Jijyou, pausing frequently to admire the deep red sunset against the black mountains, framed above and below by the ripple patterns of the clouds and wide lakes. Mom and Dad headed to bed around 9:30, and I followed about an hour and a half later, though I stayed awake for another hour or so under a blanket with a battery-powered reading light and the new Vampire Hunter D novel.

Today was a little more forgiving than yesterday; we got up around 7:30 (our time), and discovered the joys of trying to get three people washed and dressed in the eight inches of space between our tiny sink and the sleeper beds. We had breakfast with a woman who turned out to be from Plainfield (and spent much of the meal helping her come up with ideas for remodeling her house), and afterward retired to our various haunts around the train. For most of us, that was the lounge/observation car, where I spent a couple of hours reading The Count of Monte Cristo.

It's now 12:24 Indiana time, but 11:24 local, so lunch isn't for another half-hour. Not that we need to eat again so soon; what I ate for dinner last night was as much food as I normally eat in a whole day. We've gained an hour coming west, and the time will fall back again tonight, which gives us more time to digest between the large meals. (We'll lose that time on the return trip, though, which might be dangerous. Of course, by then we'll be accustomed to the 15 meals per day on the ship, so it might not be so bad.) :)

Later today, we're supposed to go through Glacier National Park. Jon and Dad have been taking plenty of photos, to which some of you may be subjected later. Right now we're passing huge eroded bedrock formations that jut up out of the rolling hills on the north side of the train. The park ranger is explaining the composition of the various colored bands in the exposed rock. Plans for the rest of the day include sitting around reading, eating, watching scenery, perhaps writing some more SPCFC, eating, and generally relaxing as much as I want. We get into Seattle tomorrow, and will spend a couple of days sightseeing there before boarding the ship on Friday.

Later today, we're supposed to go through Glacier National Park. Jon and Dad have been taking plenty of photos, to which many of you may be subjected later. :) Right now we're passing huge eroded bedrock formations that jut up out of the rolling hills on the north side of the train. The park ranger is explaining the composition of the various colored bands in the exposed rock.

Plans for the rest of the day include sitting around reading, eating, watching scenery, perhaps writing some more SPCFC, eating again, reading some more, and generally relaxing as much as I want. We get into Seattle tomorrow, and will spend a couple of days sightseeing there before boarding the ship on Friday.

Appropriately, the Kare Kano theme just came around on my playlist. Perhaps we'll watch more of that tonight, too.

The train is pulling in to Wolf Point, Montana now. I think I may get off and run around a bit to get the blood circulating. Too much sitting can be dangerous – particularly since lunch is in twenty minutes. :)

Monday, June 20, 2005

Day 1: MONDAY

...started out dark, as I suppose most days do if you're awake early enough to see it. Mark left my house late Sunday night, after helping me with some last-minute things and dropping off some DVDs that I had asked to borrow for the trip. I went to bed late, promising myself that I could sleep on the train, and my screwed-up internal clock wouldn't let me drop off until about 1:30 a.m. That's early for me, except that my alarm was set to go off at 3:00 a.m. so I could finish throwing things in my bag and leave promptly at 4:05...

I dozed through both alarms, woke up (miraculously) at 3:44, dashed in and out of the shower in a sleepy haze (ordinarily I would have skipped it for the sake of time, but since it was my last chance to take a decent shower until Wednesday night, I figured my travel companions would appreciate the effort), and managed to get out of the house only two minutes after the car pulled into my driveway! This didn't leave me much time to say goodbye to Lucrezia, who was very groggy and didn't understand why we had to be awake when it was still dark outside. (She's not a morning puppy; she doesn't like to get out of bed until at least 11 a.m. They say pets and their owners resemble each other...)

We rushed downtown to the train station, because they'd told my mother to be there at least half an hour before departure. We arrived a good 55 minutes before scheduled train time, and after sitting around for a while, were informed that our train was running at least an hour late. (Of course.) I talked to Laura for a bit, read all of Tactics vol. 2 (why the HECK is Sugino a woman in this translation??) and still had time to doodle in my sketchbook before we heard the train arrive – then we stood in line to haul our luggage upstairs and board the train. By this point I was getting VERY hungry, but the only food in sight was the snack bar with its bottled soft drinks and popcorn machine. Not exactly breakfast material.

The ride from Indy to Chicago was fairly uneventful; I slept fitfully for the first half of the trip, and when my body refused to rest because it was Morning and Daylight outside, I pulled out Minekura (my tablet laptop) and played a few rounds of the Slime Game. When I started confusing simple things like chi and sa, I realized I was too tired to be thinking in Japanese, so I poked around with some Monster soundtrack scans in Photoshop to see if I could make a desktop background. I've confirmed my long-held suspicion that all Adobe products are evil.

At Union Station in Chicago, we checked into the Metro Lounge, which is reserved for first-class sleeper passengers and is much nicer than sitting on the floor in the general waiting area. Free soft drinks, squishy chairs, televisions, and power outlets for those of us who can't bear to be separated from our electronic gizmos. Laura updated her CIA website and answered phone messages, and I worked on my manga a bit. We also hit the food court for lunch (FINALLY! By this point, I was starting to gnaw on the complimentary plastic cups).

After we ate, an older couple walked by behind us speaking Japanese. Laura and I had been debating a linguistic question, and Mom, always helpful, volunteered to go ask the nice Japanese couple the answer. As it turned out, they spoke very little English, so they couldn't communicate well with her, but they were very eager to converse with us. Laura and I stumbled about, embarrassing ourselves HORRIBLY, and frequently had to be corrected for our improper use of words. They talked to us about dog training, about the difficult cost of living in Tokyo given the rent costs ($2,500/month!) and standard professional salaries ($2,000/month), about how much safer Japan is than America for a single woman on the streets, and about the relative size of houses and sidewalks between the two countries, and the impact on pets in such a tightly packed, stressful environment. We mostly listened and nodded, and contributed to the conversation only when asked direct questions. But the couple was very nice, and encouraged us to travel to Japan (they praised Tokyo highly, but told us that at our current level of Japanese, Osaka was far beyond us. Having heard the Osaka dialect, I'm inclined to believe them. Of course, after today's conversation, I'm beginning to think that ANY part of Japan is beyond me...) ^_^`

After 40 minutes of chatting (more accurately, listening closely to their words, picking out the bits I knew and murmuring a few broken phrases that I thought applied to the same topic), my brain hurt and I was dreading going back to the Slime Game. Fortunately, they were starting to call for check-in by that point, so we had to pack up.

We boarded the Empire Builder – Mom, Dad and I in a deluxe compartment (with private bathroom, but only two beds), and Laura and Jon were upgraded to the family compartment (which is the whole width of the train, and has four beds... what's wrong with this picture?) – and got under way. I'm still trying to work out the physics of sleeping in this room. Right now, it looks like I'm going to sleep *under* the pull-out berth, in a space that is maybe seven or eight inches off the floor. I have about two feet (the width of the bathroom door) in which to set up my bedding and wriggle under the lower berth. I just hope I don't want to roll over at any point during the night.

It's currently 3:34; I've been up for about twelve hours. On the long couch across from me, Dad is reading The Indianapolis Star. Mom is stretched out with a pillow, making up the sleep we didn't get last night. It's sunny, and we're passing lovely green fields and trees in what I suspect is northern Illinois. Our next stop is somewhere in Wisconsin, I think. Our dinner reservations are at 7:15, and I'm free to do whatever I want until then. I think I'll read The Count of Monte Cristo for a bit.

There are few things more relaxing than being on a quiet, gently rocking train, watching scenery go by. It's a shame this route, and almost every other long-distance passenger rail service, is being shut down this year because the government is halving subsidies. Why can't they just privatize it, or charge a few dollars more per ticket? I hate to think that no one will be able to travel like this in the future.

We just pulled into the station at Milwaukee, WI. The tracks run along the riverfront and pass by clean antique building fronts. This is a non-smoking train, so smokers are stepping out on the platform for a hit before we get under way again. Fortunately, we on the train don't have to breathe the polluted air – a marked difference from our previous long-distance train trips to California and New York, which probably took a couple of years off of our lives due to secondhand smoke.

I do miss my dog, though. I hope she doesn't get too lonely while I'm gone.